Wednesday, July 25, 2007

profile points

all profiles start at zero.

profiles with negative net points are eliminated.

profiles with positive net points are considered further.
  • if you post a photo of your naked torso = -1 point
  • if you say in your profile, "I AM A REALLY NICE GUY...NO LIE" with big capital letters like that = -1 point
  • if you are a NASCAR fan = -1 point
  • if you send me multiple emails in the span of two weeks = +1 point (for persistence)
  • if you send me multiple emails in the span of two weeks = -5 points (for annoyance)
  • if your profile makes me smile or laugh = +10 points
  • if you say in your profile, "All I really want, is somone that wants to be treated like a queen. A woman that wants to be pampered, loved and treated like she should be. All I want in return, is the same." = -1 point
  • if the only photo you have is one of you wearing sunglasses = -1 point
  • if you say in your profile "if u touch me...u will understand what happiness is...and u will find the brave new world..." = -1 point (laughing at this doesn't count either)
  • [list under construction]

5 comments:

Janice said...

u absolutlty crack me up! whats wrong with wanting to be treated like a queen?

Soo said...

lol.... keep reading ... ~he~ wants to be treated like a queen. haha

Anonymous said...

Only -1 for being a NASCAR fan?!?! I would say at least -3! :)

Janice said...

i was speaking for the both of s/he....hehehe.... some men....they do provide a certain level of comic relief!

Soo said...

oh of course ... now i understand, jan. hahaha